mega-zangoose:

long live the king.

(via zferolie)

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

(Source: existentialfuck, via shiny-scrub)

zebrathinker:

a pizza shit
love me sum gam gramps

zebrathinker:

a pizza shit

love me sum gam gramps

(via the-curtinator)

did-you-kno:

If you laugh when you get tickled, you’re actually experiencing a form of panic. Source

That makes a lot of sense.  Cause I fucking hate being tickled. :D

did-you-kno:

If you laugh when you get tickled, you’re actually experiencing a form of panic. Source

That makes a lot of sense. Cause I fucking hate being tickled. :D

Anonymous said: what's your technique for fingering ?

eatpussylivehappy:

pussy poppin hidden 2 fingers no jutsu

cute-overload:It’s his first time having to wear a cone

cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

(via merkiplier)

the-curtinator:

dalish-defender:

gnzfx:

jib—reel:

lawebloca:

Armadillo playing x

STOP


littlepaopufruit the-curtinator

dalish-defender asdfghjkl

cupc4ke5tar said: How can I get my boyfriend to be as fabulous as you?

peanutbuttergamer:

Feed him a lot of pizza. That won’t make him awesome, but at least he’ll have pizza. And then you can take some from him.

On second though, just get yourself pizza and ditch him. That’s probably good advice.